

Get Where They Burn Books, They Also Burn People at Bookshop or Amazon You know how they say a book can be like a mirror, you hold it up and see a reflection? This one's structure makes it a house of mirrors, different angles all visible at the same time. Two parallel fictions, one taking place in the past, one in the present, intertwine and combine to show us different sides of the same story, which is also horrifying and has one of those great slow-burn descents into terror. Which is why I’m replacing it with Where They Burn Books, They Also Burn People by Marcos Antonio Hernandez. The most charming thing about Dracula is that it’s written in letters and documents as opposed to being a straight-up narrative.


Replace "Dracula" by Bram Stoker with "Where They Burn Books, They Also Burn People" by Marco Antonio Hernandezĭid you know the original ending of Dracula was WAY more Castlevania, with Dracula’s castle exploding and shit?īecause he decided to forgo that ending, Bram Stoker is on my “Call me when you grow some balls” list. Get A ll That Remains: A Life in Death at Bookshop or Amazon Which is the biggie here and why it’s a great Frankenstein substitute. Sue Black uses somewhat macabre science, described in a detailed way, to figure out what happened during mass death events, murders, accidents, and so on, and she uses science to uncover things about humanity, in general.

Which is why we're replacing Frankenstein with All That Remains: A Life in Death by Sue Black. I think it’s time to abandon Mary Shelley’s fearful vision of medical science as she imagined it might be 200 years later in favor of a book that gives us science as it is. If Mary Shelley had written something about the pluses of science, would I be able to get some freakin’ stem cells injected into me already? Papa’s got creaky joints. How many stories of scientists “mad with power” and messing in shit they shouldn’t do we need? And how much am I supposed to hate science when I’m reading about it on an electronic tablet that pulls books out of the goddamn air? Pretty convenient, if you ask me. The whole “science is bad, we shouldn’t play god” idea is a little overdone in horror. Replace "Frankenstein" by Mary Shelley with "All That Remains" by Sue Black If there’s one idea that can unite us all, let it be that I, Pete, am wrong and have terrible taste. The idea of sitting down to replace iconic horror novels with newer, updated versions is, well, incredibly stupid.Īnd because “incredibly stupid” is essentially my Bat Signal, here I am.Īnd because “ill-advised listicles” is your catnip, here you are.
